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Which software did you wish exist ?

Which software did you wish exist ?  ; Which software did you wish exist ? Today, there are softwares for hair dressing ,for medical treatment and for closing house doors.And for things like this; Which Software would you ...

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    Which software did you wish exist ?

    Today, there are softwares for hair dressing ,for medical treatment and for closing house doors.And for things like this;


    Which Software would you like to see .?


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    A software to knock your boss when He is shouting and raging at you before clients and customers.
    Probably they should call it " Boss knockometer"



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    Softwares to drive Men away

    I mean F.....cked off.


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    ^^^^^^^and why would you want to chase men away? sounds like someone is getting "over-toasted". would u rather be totally ignored? ha ha ha!
    i'd love a software that read minds.



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    I will like a software that will show the movement of Ghana must go in the House of assembly.



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    One that can do all the manly things I do.



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    Software that will shit for me ,instead of me having to go to toilet.



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    1 that will get sick instead of me.



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    Oh Noel,I wish a software exist like that,I will just transfer all cold to it.



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    Pregnancy carrying software.


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    I'm creating a software that cooks food. I'm sure you guys will love it.


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    Looking for a software that will help do all my school assignments so I can always sleep and play games.



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    Honestly, a blowjob software will do.



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