Just tell a lie,a very good one .

Just tell a lie,a very good one for that matter

Rule: blow lie.

Pls , Hold on ,I am receiving a call,
Me : Who is calling?
My PA : it is Obama
Me: cut his call, I don't have his time
My PA : Sir He has giving me a bribe of about $2 billion dollars,to book a 30 seconds appointment with you.
Me: okay, pick his call
Obama: Pls oga Sir ,I need your help.
Me: You have two minutes to finish talking,because ,I don't have your time ,,,
Obama : I wanted you to advice me on how to rule america,europe....
Me (Cutting in): Hold on ,i have a call from my girl friend.
After about 2 hours.......
My PA :Sir ,Obama is still on hold.
Me : Okay Obama ,I heard you,I ll Call you back tomorrow on extra cool.
Obama : Okay Sir, Oga Sir.
Me :Who next is on the line
My PA :The admin and Moderators of NEF
Me : a beg make una no delete my post sir.

PDP is begging me to run for president come 2011,but I have turned them down.
6 delegates including Umaru ,Baba sege ,IBB,Buhari ,Tinubu are still here begging me.
But,I don't think i will agree,If i do , I will let the house know.

Politicians never tell lies.

I did not logged in to this forum today.

I am the most brilliant man on earth.

I don't know what you guys are talking of here.

Tura'i has been appointed as a minister in Goodluck Jonathan's cabinet. Minister of ..........

I am not a Nigeria but I am from Ogun State.

Dr. Jonathan is not the president of Nigeria

KK and viktor are no longer in this forum

Obama is dead.

Bill gate borrowed N50 naira from me since last week and has refused to pay back,I am considering taking the matter to an Alabama court.

I can pay all Nigerian foreign debts without shaking.

Noel, Maaik, Big Mouth and Oga Sir never told lies.

I am passing.