You are Banned, Its a game(Dont take it too seriously)

Pretend to ban the person above you for silly reasons!
You type this: "I ban (insert name of user above you) because (insert random reason)." Be as random as you Want! (Some decency though,I presumed).

I start: "I ban the person who isn't above me because they don't exist." Okay, thatone no too bad...

Next! .................

"I ban chinoso, because he started this topic."

"I ban Alikys for not capitalizing my initials while banning me" .Thank You.

You are banned Chinoso, for using Rhinoceros as an Avatar.when u knows rhinos are endagered species.

Ken,you are banned for being located in my fovourite city.

Noel !!! I banned you for being a fan of Liverpool instead of Chelsea.

I ban Ben for banning my Club Fan. and Also for exposing his chest while snapping.

I here by banned you Mr Internaija "For your unscrupulous acts in this forum and for claiming you are inter Nigeria,while you are actually inter- Cameroon". You don't need to beg because I will not pardon you.

I ban Oga Sir , for looking funny.

I ban 43k for putting his hand in his Pocket,I hope he will learn his lesson.

I ban you for banning Me "Chinoso".

You are banned for not being half a Naira.

I have been looking forward to this singular privilledge of banning someone who can in real sense banned me.

House ,I here by Ban KKsenior because He is a Moderator, I really feel cool banning a moderator.that means ,I am a bigger shot.

Hey! for trying that , by the POWER vested upon as an elite, i declare you banned.

I didn't know that this side is sweet like this.
Mike ,Answer "Yes Sir" ten times, You are here by ban for wearing dark Spectacles and folding your hands on top of that.