some people fight for food at funerals. I am just wondering should we even eat at funerals /especially below 50funerals/ not to talk of struggling...

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home...

young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother...

An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to...

This guy dies and goes to hell. Once he gets to the gates there is a Matr'D there waiting to greet him. "Welcome to Hell" he said in a happy voice....

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up...

An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied,...

YouRe So Far Way Yet You Are Here I CanT See Your Face But I Can Feel You Near I CanT Touch You But I Hold You Close No Matter Where You Are...

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the...

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS. HAPPY...

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of...

The entire family of carbohydrate of balance diet local government area....regret to announce the massive death of their Father, brother, uncle, and...

Christmas time is not just to eat, drink and merry. It is a time for all of us to think deeply about our life in general. It is also a time to...

A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big...

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring! Nurse! I want to operate....

Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to...

Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies or...

Dear God, please let mosquitoes bite, let there be a power cut, let the devil come in a nightmare for those who go to sleep without sending me a good...

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants, An arse, Fat arse,...

A wise Physician said "I have been practicing medicines for 30 years and I have prescribed many things but in the long run I have learned that...

GIRLS Want To Look Perfect For A Bunch 0f Guys, But A WOMAN 0nly Wants To Look Beautiful For 0nly One Man.

Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it in the best way we can. There is no perfect life but we can fill it with perfect...

A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is,...

A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...? She replied.., offcourse not... he dropped...

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy:...

Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes...

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, Could you give me condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place For dinner...

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer - you're in the wrong place." So,...

In my many years of life, I find that one of the greatest pain relievers is solving one puzzle or the other. At the end you find that most of what...

Mukina went to class late, so the teacher asked her, "Why are you late?" She told the Teacher, "I was dreaming of a Manchester United football...

A few days before the match, disaster struck. The Catholic team's star player broke his ankle and the doctor said he wouldn't be able to play again...