The entire family of carbohydrate of balance diet local government area....regret to announce the massive death of their Father, brother, uncle, and grandfather MR. RICE who died in a fire accident along pot express stove, cooker junction. He was aged 24cups. He is survived by:
Wife: Mrs. Stew
Daughters:Tomatoes and pepper
Son-in-law: onion and maggi
Grandchildren: curry & thyme
Burial arrangement: December 25th. Body leaves kitchen mortuary to his home town dinning table.
Music by plates and spoons.
Special guest of honour: Coke, Bear & wine.

The general public is highly invited.
''Papa our stomach loves you'', may your soul rest in the bossom of the toilet.

Signed: Meat & chicken for the family....


A CALL TO GLORY