Bill gate and the three wise men from Nigeria.

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman
forMicrosoft Africa . 160,000 candidates
assembled in a large room.All are from Nigeria.
One candidate was Akposa living in
Idumota,the heart of Lagos .

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not
know JAVA programming to leave, 60,000 people left.
Akposa said to himself, ?Although this is the first time I am hearing that word JAVA,no problem,I have nothing to lose
if I stay. I'll give it a try'?.

· Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing
more than 1000 people to leave, 80,000 people left and Akposa said to
himself
? I never managed anybody but myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?? So he stayed behind again.

· Then Bill Gates asked candidates who didn't have a minimum of a Diploma in
Business Management from Harvard to leave. 1500 people left the room.
Akposa said to himself, ?I left school at 15, just after standard 6,
but what have I got to lose?? So, he stayed in the room.

· Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croat
to leave. 497 people left the room.
Akposa says to himself, ?I do not know even the country where they speak such language but try try no de fail and I'm
sure Gates doesn't either so what do I have to lose??
So he stayed and finds himself with one other candidate.

· EVERYONE ELSE HAD GONE.

· Bill Gates joined them and said, ?Apparently you are the only
three candidates who have all the required qualifications & ; experience I
am
looking for and speak Serb-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have
a conversation together in that language. And........?

·Akposa turned to the other candidate and in a hoarse voice
said"Ngbati Ngbati ! Nnaa di anyi how far? Kèdu kwanu? wetin no dey
shèlèè?
Biko gwa'm oku !!!"

The other candidate answered calmly but clearly saying "Omo yibo diè
dièo... bawo ni? èj?? ma ba chance mi jè o. Mo need ishè yi badly
sè...!!"

The third complement ,Walahi bill gate ya sa mu a wahala,da n iska.

Akposa, ....was stunned !!!! ...but that was nothing compared to
theshock in the eyes of both candidates when Gates said
..."Ha ba you , Nigerians HA BA !!!! Na wetin Sef? Una wan
tryyyyyyy meeeee?" You wan chop my money for nothing.

Who were the other two? I mean there with you?

We desire to know.