Complicated Addiction.

A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to
cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient,
so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.

"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and
stick it completely up your ass. Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it
back with all the others in such a fashion as you can't tell which one
it is.
The aversion is obvious: you won't dare smoke any of them, not knowing
which is the treated cigar."

"Thanks doc, I'll try it." And he did. But three weeks later he came
back and saw the doctor again.

"What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to be effective
even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours is!"

"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my
addiction," said the patient.

"What in the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at
night unless I have a cigar stucked up my ass."

hahahaha, very funny, hahahaha. oh boy u r cracking up my ribs, ewo.

This time around the doctor should think twice