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Mr. Death D. Grave

Mr. Death D. Grave  ; In a certain town,Mr Death kills the inhabitants as he wished.The time came for a lady to die.When Mr. Death visited her,the following dialogue ensured between Mr. Death and the ...

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    In a certain town,Mr Death kills the inhabitants as he wished.The time came for a lady to die.When Mr. Death visited her,the following dialogue ensured between Mr. Death and the young lady.
    Mr. Death : Young lady,you know its your turn to die.
    Young Lady : Please Sir,allow me to marry and have children first before killing me.
    Mr. Death : Okay,i'm hungry.
    Young Lady : Here is food.
    =>Mr. Death ate the food and slept.As he was sleeping,the lady checked his side pocket and collected the paper where the names of the people to be killed were written.
    She cancelled her name and wrote it at the last line when Mr. Death woke up,he said ;"i will consider you because you've fed me well.You know,you are the next person to die but i will skip your name and start from the last person's name on the list.
    So because of deceit,the young lady was killed.





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    An outstanding one.


    [b]Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. - Benny Hill (As far as I know)[/b]

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    it definitely pays to be sincere n honest



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