Nigerians giving problem in Heaven

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet ,Atama,Edikan, Kpomo and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold.

Some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the...!, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"

The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."

The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.

The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"

Great,L.O.L

Interesting joke! So, God and Satan are on good terms? Then why are we cursing Satan if he is on talking terms with God? Some innocent jokes reflect the reality. I can never agree that Satan is not doing the job assigned to him by God. All the angels have their duties, including that of death (Moslems call him Azrahilu). No angel can defy God.

That is my Nigeria.

@gembiz, yep,I am not of the party that said Satan and God are in supremacy tussle,Satan is well under God and he is only using the influence accorded to him and nothing more.

In truth, some jokes sometimes hurt some people's sense of faith. This is surely one. Putting God on the same pedestal with satan!! My apology for this comment as each has his own rights. But I would rather not post than displease a single member of this Forum. Forgive me if my comment seems not 'COOL', but playing with God's name for mere laughter......(W i b L).

Really it is not cool,but you are forgiving,to me there is humour and tolerance in my religion.But all the while,I respect other people feeling.

Yes. some things matters we will need to be more careful with our ................................................

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