Can you score up to 20 Points by the end of the day! ?

One-Point Gags
Ignore the first five people who say 'Good morning' to you and look at him with one kind eye.
In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out "Yahozee!"
Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
Run one lap around the office at topmost speed.
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and shake your head vigorously.
When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

Three-Point Gags
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Do not disguise your voice).
Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

Five-Pointer
Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."
At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem. (Extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Dude'.
Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
In a colleagues diary, write in 10:00 am "See how I look in tights."
While an office colleague is out, move their chair into the elevator.
In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
Tuck one pant leg into your sock and, when queried, answer "Not now" and walk away.
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times and refuse to apologize.