The five surgeon generals

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from Enugu , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Delta, responds, "Yeah,but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Ekiti, says, "No,I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Zaria chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Abuja FCT, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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