Tit for Tat - No Cheating!

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
dining room table:

'To My Dear Wife. You will surely understand that I have certain needs
that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I
value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I
shall be home before midnight.'

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:

'My Dear Husband. I received your letter and thank you for your honesty.
About my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind
you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at
our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be
at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students. He is young, virile, and
like your secretary, is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you
will understand that although it may appear that we are in the same situation,
there is one mathematical difference:

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.'

,I wan die for lafta.
Genbz you should go for a night of a thousand lafta.I love this,
But ,I hope it is not you ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Thanks, lizzy. I'm happy you had a good laugh. But no be me ooooooooooo!:-)

Gembiz ,I am not convinced,But i sha loooooooooooove your joke. Unbeatable woman.

Thank you, chinelu. But if you are not convinced, then you are also an "unbeatable woman". :-)

nice joke

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you
will understand that although it may appear that we are in the same situation,
there is one mathematical difference:

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
'

Chei!!!,If I were the man,I will tell her that I am just joking.This is tat for tooth.

Sorry, too late. The deed is done already.

Great !

You see, give a woman one step, she will use five steps. Just pity the Old man because his strength can't be compared wit that of Mike. The woman really had a swell time, no doubt!

Hnnmmmmmmmm !!,Pastor mike ......So you are the 18 and Gembiz is the poor man,Na wa for two of you oooooooo.

No be me o! My hands de clean sham.

Anyhow,both maaik and egbon gembiz are implicated by right,they should be fined .
Big brother Gem 18 time 54 days and Maaik 54 times 18 days.Case dismissed.
Oh !!,I forgot something,they should pay the fine in kind to me and not to the admin or moderators.
I can manage N600 naira recharge . MTN or Glo ,but preferably MTN.

Sango, Na like this you go dey now?

How he dey,abeg send the recharge card and send me starcomm card jo....who send you and gembiz.