A pastor of a church told his congregation that the men should give an offering to the lord according to their wife's beauty.
the first man came and dropped $1000000
the 2nd man gave $200000
the 3rd man gave $20,the pastor was so mad at the 3rd man that he asked him if he thought giving to God was a joke.the man then called out his wife for the pastor.on seeing her the pastor apologised and gave the man back $10 as change