A man opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the man man complaining about the damage done to his precious BMW. "Officer look what they've done to my Beemer!!!!!".
"You rich people are so materialistic, you make me so sick!!! the police man retorted. "You are so worried about your BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!!
"Oh my!", exclaimed the man, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was and he exclaimed "Where's my Rolex??!!!