"Lady, leave me alone ... "

Mr Audu wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Billy looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.

So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

Mr Audu goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. Little Billy is also at the table, eating.

Mr Audu asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

Little Audu says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, got sick in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Mr Audu asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Lady, leave me alone, I'm a married man!'"