BJ said, “I can throw N1,000 note down and make someone happy.”

IBB said, “I can throw 2 N500 notes down and make 2 people happy.”

Atiku said, “I can throw 5 N200 notes down and make 5 people happy.”

Buhari said, “I can throw 10 N100 notes down and make 10 people happy.”

The pilot heard them and said to himself, “idiots, I can throw all of you down and make 150million people happy!”