How to Annoy People at Work

How to Annoy People at Work-Tested and working.

1)Always leave the door open and ask that the fan and AC be switched off because you don't like cold.

2)Hummed and whistle around any where you go.

3)During meetings, disassemble your pen and "accidentaly" flip the cartridge across the room or wind it so that the ink can write better.

4)Staple papers in the middle of the page.

5)ALWAYS TYPE WITH CAPS-LOCK ON

6)type only in lower case.

7)dontuseanypunctuationorspaceseither

8)While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a praying mantis.

9)Fart sillently(Mess) and ask who did that or wave your hand around your nose to show that someonee has farted.

10)Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. How about calling them shrek?

My thanks to the saints, even though the 10 points could have been more useful to me five years back. However, considering that Presidents, Governors,Senators and LG Chairmen usually come out with 7,9,5.or 12 point-agendas, I think one additional point to the 10 of the Saints will do no harm. Here we go. 11) Send your Secretary to buy the best snacks in town for your girl/boy friend and let them devour noisily while your Secretary is taking dictation. There we are Saints. Now you too have an 11-point agenda.