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Nigerian guys in Zoo job

Nigerian guys in Zoo job  ; A Nigerian guy was looking for a job overseas. He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position ...

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    A Nigerian guy was looking for a job overseas.
    He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill.

    Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days. He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser, thanks to a very fine gorilla suit.

    The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it. He tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla. They led him to the cage; he took a position at the back of the cage and pretended to sleep. But after a while, he got tired of sitting so he walked around a little bit, jumped up and down and tried a few gorilla noises.

    The people watching him seemed to really like that. When he would move or jump around, they would clap and cheer and throw him peanuts. And the man loved peanuts. So he jumped around some more and tried climbing a tree. That seemed to really get the crowd excited. They threw more peanuts. Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and swung from one side of the cage to the other. The people loved it and threw more peanuts. “Wow! This is great,” he thought. He swung higher and the crowd grew bigger.

    He continued to swing on the vine, getting higher and higher and then all Last, all of a sudden, the vine broke! He swung up and out of the cage,
    landing in the lion’s cage that was next door. He panicked.

    There was a huge lion not twenty feet away, and it looked very hungry. So the man in the gorilla suit started jumping up and down, screaming and yelling, “Help, help! Get me out of here! I’m not really a gorilla! I’m a man in a gorilla suit! HELP!”

    The lion quickly pounced on the man, held him down and said, “NNAMDI NO FEAR NA ME CHIJIOKE be quiet! You’re going to make both of us lose our jobs” Be cheerful and let’s face this job squarely!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    chijioke and his brother chose to act as lion and gorila inorder to get their daily bread but is quite an unfortunate economic situation.but i aurge every nigerian to learn to push even at the most unhopeful situation.



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