You know you're gay when...

You know you're gay when:

1. You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates,Infact if you still wear those old,big ,men's pants,instead of a boxers.
2. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade.
3. You understand the immense importance of good (or bad) lighting.
4. Unlike your women friends, you can hang out in men's locker room.
5. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit and mean her bathing suit.
6. You can tell a woman she has lipstick on her teeth without embarrassing her.
7. No one expects you to kiss and not tell.
8. You can have naked pictures of men you know in your home.
9. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.
10. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home and on your computer.
11. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
12. You understand why the good Lord created spandex.
13. You understand why the good Lord did not intend everyone to wear spandex.
14. You know the difference between a latte, cappuccino, cafe au lait and a macchiato. And if you don't, you know how to fake it.
15. You know how to get back at just about everyone.
16. Your pets always have great names.
17. Nobody expects you to change a tire.
18. You're the only guy who gets to do the "Cosmo" quizzes.
19. You know how to get a waiter's attention.
20. You only wear polyester when you mean to.
21. At any given instant, you can recite who was gay since the dawn of history.
22. You are, hands down, your nephew's and nieces' favorite uncle.
23. You get to choose your family.
24. You can tell your sexual compatibility with a potential partner by the way he holds his drink.
25. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.
26. You wouldn't be caught dead in Hooters.
27. You can freeze an approaching bar troll twenty feet away.
28. You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
29. You've always got an opinion, and don't mind sharing it.
30. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.
31. You know how to "air kiss".
32. You know exactly which cosmetic surgery to consider having... and the perfect excuse to give people who ask where you've been for two weeks.
33. You know how to dress strategically.
34. You know when to move out and move on.
35. You are the only one at the class reunion who looks better than you
did in high school.
36. You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.
37. You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't necessarily an insult.
38. You wouldn't buy someone a mug for their birthday.
39. You know which wine to bring.
40. Sales clerks don't mess with you.
41. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion.
42. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.
43. You've just about defeated the accent you were born with.
44. You know the way to a man's heart is not necessarily through his stomach.
45. You know every film ever made with male frontal nudity
46. You have the latest International Male catalog.
47. You wouldn't dream of dressing out of the latest International Male catalog.

na wa oh....lesbian nko?

Davis , Are u a gay ?

Orhh!

Prove yourself Davis

You guys, Stop this allegations "I am davis girl friend",He is not a gay.

na wa o! davies how come u know all d criteria to being gay.. hmmmmm.

Hey.everybody , davs girlfriend has said he is not a gay .......,So case closed.

Hmmm,eno easy o!

After reading all the submissions by the accused (Davis),the prosecutor(Uyinmu,roland and ogbah),the passer by(Maaik) and and the witnesses (jenny).
I here by declare davis not guilty of the said offence and should be paid the some of $20 dollars for character deformation.
Case closed

P.s ;abeg dave no forget my share.

After reading all the submissions by the accused (Davis),the prosecutor(Uyinmu,roland and ogbah),the passers by(Maaik,Noel) and and the witnesses (jenny).
I here by declare davis not guilty of the said offence and should be paid the some of $20 dollars for character deformation.
Case closed

P.s ;abeg dave, no forget my share.

I am passing.

I am not passing ,As a SAN or SAND you can call me both "I DECLARED |THIS CASE RE-OPENED"

Reason ; Justice 43 k did not make a good judgement ,he did not consider all points.

Current judgement ; It is true ,that davis has been vindicated as a person that have an opposite sex relationship but that those not rule out the possibility that he is ..you know

You know....... "Bisexual".

So ,By the power vested on me as a Shodan Major in this forum " .I DECLARE THIS CASE OPEN,FOR FURTHER ATTENDANCE....