The chicken testimony

it was christmas eve. so lived a man with his family, the man went to buy a chicken. after buying the chicken he tied a rope round the chicken's leg and they went for a watch night service. before they came back the chicken was gone , they began to look for the chicken only to find the chicken in the church praying, and it said "i shall not die but live to declare the goodness of the lord in my life, and the man said "you shall not what"?

Hnmm, as Brother Maaik would say.