Special New Year Prayer for Nigerians

This year, all your enemies shall be harassed like Atiku,

restless like Chris Ngige,

Confused like Chris Uba,

Disorganised like PDP,

Resigned like Audu Ogbe,

Sacked like Peter Obi,

Disappointed like Peter Odili,

Betrayed like Charles Taylor,

Arrested like Sergeant Rogers,

Detained like Al-Mustapha,

Disgraced like Tafa Balogun, and

Die like Abacha.

If they refuse to die, they will be will be hanged like Saddam.

Meanwhile, all your competitors shall step down for you like they did to Yar'adua.

You shall be announced like Duke and Tinapa,

You will reclaim what the devil had earlier stolen like Ladoja

while Goodluck shall follow you throughout the days of your life like Jonathan in Jesus mighty name.

AMEN. Welcome to a brand New Year.

Amen Davis.