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Hold it there Pastor.

Hold it there Pastor.  ; The preacher stood before the congregation. ''Brothers and Sisters, I understand that there have been some he'n and she'n going on. I will not tolerate fornication in my church. All ...

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    The preacher stood before the congregation. ''Brothers and Sisters, I
    understand that there have been some he'n and she'n going on. I will not
    tolerate fornication in my church. All of those who are guilty, leave my
    presence.'' So some men and women exited the church. ''Brothers and Sisters, I
    also understand that there have been some he'n and he'n goin' on. Those who are
    guilty, leave my presence.'' So some embarrased men exited the church.
    ''Brothers and Sisters, I also understand that there have been some she'n and
    she'n going on. Those who are guilty, leave my presence.'' So some women got up
    and exited the church. The preacher looked around and the only one left in the
    church was a little boy sittin' in the front pew. The
    preacher walked up to the boy.
    ''I would like to commend you for being such an upright, loyal Christian.''
    ''Hold up now preacher. If you had gotten down to some me'n
    and some me'n, I'd have to get up and leave too!''


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    That's just interesting, Joker!



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    ''Hold up now preacher. If you had gotten down to some me'n
    and some me'n, I'd have to get up and leave too!''
    Men !!! I love this ,Joker na you bi the koko .

    There is no way me too ,go stay for that Church.



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