Wife says 2 husband:

W: Come help with the garden.

Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?

W:Come fix the toilet faucet.

H:What do u think I am?a plumber?

W:Come fix the door handle.

H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?

The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is
fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who
had done it?

The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...

Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!

Wife:What do u think I am??:
Mc Donalds, sweet sensation or a Tantelizers.