Policeman and the chicken.

A policemen,recently posted to Lagos was assigned sentry duty around Obalende area. Walking briskly all the time, he came to a suya joint.What he saw reminded him that he only had a scanty breakfast. He made to bring some money out from his pocket, but quickly remembered that he was a policeman. So he moved to the butcher.
POLICEMAN: Hey, na you get this place?
BUTCHER: Yes Oga. Wetin you wan buy?
POLICEMAN: You de for trouble.
BUTCHER: What kine trouble? I no do anytin?
POLICEMAN: You no savi section 481 about indecent exposure?
BUTCHER: But Oga look well wo. Iget my riga on.
POLICEMAN: No bi you. But dis chicken is naked. I am arresting it and taking it to di station.
So saying, he picked a well roasted juicy and mouthwatering chicken and walked away.