Serious Matter

Wetin you go do if u dey inside plane dey travel, and suddenly the pilot says "I salute una ladies and gentlemen. My name na John, and I be cleaner for this plane before, but as the pilot no report for duty on time, na Im I press one button, true true the plane comot for ground. The only problem now be how we go land becos e be like say na the atlantic ocean i dey see so"...

Hahaaaaaaahahaaaaa.....LOL...I will just say my last prayers immediately

Ahh........E don happen, If i manage survive, I go kill Johnny.......I SWEAR.

Osanobua, ..May sango strike anm dead, @ mike make u just show me him (Johnny's) house , make I treat am before He go press any button wey inm like.