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20 Funny quotes.  ; 20 Funny quotes [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while negotiating a roundabout. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are ...

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    [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while negotiating a roundabout.

    [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

    [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

    [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

    [5] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

    [6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

    [7] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

    [8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

    [9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

    [10] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

    [11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

    [12] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

    [13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

    [14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

    [15] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

    [16] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

    [17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

    [18] It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

    [19] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

    [20] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!





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    Wow......Nice collection.



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