Humorous Wise Sayings

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying. ~Ed
Furgol

Santa Claus has the right idea , Visit people only once a year.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation , As you grow older, it will avoid
you. ~Winston Churchill

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

After all is said and done more is said than done.

The way up is down

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

If we don't make our school as comfortable as our home, our children will not be comfortable going to school.