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Humorous Wise Sayings  ; He who uses a defective climbing robe on a palm tree is tempting God!...

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    He who uses a defective climbing robe on a palm tree is tempting God!





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    You can hate the anus, but you go to clean it every day.



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    Cheer up! Remember the less you have, the more there is to get.



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    God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.



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    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.



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    If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.



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    The trouble with children is that they're not returnable. ~ Quentin Crisp



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    Be nice to the people you met on your way up; you might need them on your way down.



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    A fool at forty is a fool forever



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    The cock that crows at night has no say at dawn.



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    A child that does not allow the mother to sleep at night will not also sleep.



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    Whoever tells you that cornstalk fire burnt throughout the night, tell him he did not sleep a wink feeding the fire.



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    You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die. - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End



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    He who sleeps with adults in the same room knows best when to pretend to be asleep.



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