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Churches In Nigeria And Their Endless Hilarious Names

Churches In Nigeria And Their Endless Hilarious Names  ; Got this in an email,Laf no gree me. • Jehova Sharp Sharp (Satellite town) • Huricane Miracle Ministry • Healing Tsunami Ministry • Satan in Trouble Ministry • Fire for ...

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    Got this in an email,Laf no gree me.

    • Jehova Sharp Sharp (Satellite town)
    • Huricane Miracle Ministry
    • Healing Tsunami Ministry
    • Satan in Trouble Ministry
    • Fire for Fire Ministry (affiliated to the Nigerian Police)
    •FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
    • Run For Your Life Ministry
    • The Yoke Must Brake Ministry
    • Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here Ministries - Benin
    • God is Real Ministry. Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power"
    • Fire Burn Ministries
    • JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Port harcourt
    • Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
    • Old time religion ministry
    • Strong Hand of God ministry
    • Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.
    • Trigger happy ministry. Motto- "always firing the devil" ---Affiliated to MOPOL or Niger Delta militants eg MASOB
    • KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
    • Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
    • SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
    • Perfect Christianity Ministry
    •Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries
    • Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)
    • God's Mennonite Church
    • Guided Missiles Church - Lagos
    • JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
    • Healing Has Begun Ministry
    • God's Own Ministry
    • The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of God we know)
    • Jesus Heal Ministry
    • Face to face ministry
    • Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
    • Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
    • By fire By Fire Ministry
    • HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
    • David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
    • House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
    • JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
    • God in action ministries
    • Moving mountain gospel church
    • MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
    • Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
    • Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You"
    • HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
    • HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
    • Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
    • Accredited Church of God
    • Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba
    • Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
    • Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
    • LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD



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    Imagine this !!....If you ask all of them,they will claim that God sent them.Just like he sent some people to go and contest for the presidential post that they never won.



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