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Akara and moi moi get the same parents. Na wetin dem pass through make them different.
Bring Suya, bring Suya, na cow body dey suffer am.
Chop this man money, chop that man money, na so ashawo dey start.
Cow wey no get tail, na God dey help am pursue fly.
Cow wey rush go abroad go come back as corn beef.
Cunny man die, cunny man bury am.
Dem no dey beg shit to smell.
Dem no dey find black goat for midnight.
Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall.
Do you know who I am, do you know who I am, na so traffic dey take start.
Dog wey go lost no dey hear hunter whistle.
E go land, e go land, na im make butterfly take enter bush.
E no get as e be wey e never be before.
Escort me, escort me, na im slave trade take start.
Feel at home, feel at home, na so visitor take dey spoil television.
I dey shame, I dey shame, na so person take dey die in silence.
I get am before, no be property.
I no gree, I no gree, na im dey tear shirt.
If e reach time to shit, yansh go open.
It’s a small world no mean say you go fit trek am.
Jollof rice wey dey bottom pot today, go dey for top of cooler tomorrow.
Khaki no be leather.
Lean on me, lean on me, no mean say make you suffocate me.
Life be like standing fan. E blow you small, e blow your neighbour small.
Money no dey today, money go dey tomorrow.
Monkey no fine, monkey no fine, but im mama like am.
Monkey smart, monkey smart, na because tree near tree.
Mosquito wey no dey hear word na im dey follow dead body enter grave.
Na condition make crayfish bend.
Na footballer wey ball dey im leg camera dey follow.
Na from clap dance dey start.
Na man wey dey reason dey scratch im beards.
Na person wey wear shoe know where e dey pain am.
Na pikin wey no know im mama boyfriend dey call am brother.
Na sleep dem take dey test die.
Na small shit dey spoil yansh.
Na the same hot water wey dey make egg hard dey make Potato soft.
Na village wey native doctor know e dey disappear.
No be today yansh dey back.
No be who first call Police dey win the case.
No food for lazy man no be for pikin wey im mama dey sell food.
No matter as shit big reach, e no fit tear yansh.
No matter the size of elephant, e no fit cause earthquake.
Noting last forever, go try Aboki perfume!
Person wey belle full today, go hungry tomorrow.
Person wey dey ask question no dey lost.
Person wey dey chop egg no know say yansh dey pepper fowl.
Person wey dey cry dey see road.
Pikin wey hide cane wey dey for house forget say bush near.
Pikin wey say im mama no go sleep, no go take im eye sleep.
Say you chop egg no mean say you don chop full chicken.
Second hand suit no dey get trouser.
Sun too hot no mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.
Temper hot, temper hot but e no still fit boil beans.
The difference between Kpekere and plantain chips na packaging.
This one good, that one good, na im make mad man load plenty.
To craze no hard, na to trek be the wahala.
Use rope tie goat, use goat tie rope, na the same thing.
When breeze blow, fowl yansh go open.
When money dey, friend go dey. When money go, friend go go.
Who dey cut pepper no dey scratch blokus.
Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear cloth sleep.
Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.
You no go call goat brother just because you wan chop goat meat.
You see “thank you”, you dey find “very much”.